Budweiser

World News – Nineteen-year-old Bud Weisser was arrested Thursday evening for trespassing at a brewery of uncanny similarity to his own name in downtown St. Louis, police said.

World News – The world’s two biggest beer brewers edged one step closer to a merger deal Tuesday with an announcement that they have agreed to a “pact in principle.”

I know, I know. This isn’t news. Most of us know that Budweiser is akin to fizzy pond water and suitable to drink only in emergencies (as in you’re on…